Well seeing that I rawk the hardest of the hard I felt it my duty as a humble civil servant to create a LiveJournal about every Riveting Action packed moment I live. So thus is this community. If you do not like it: GO HOME. We here at Rick Rawks understand that some cannot withstand the awesome might that is ME!!!
Notice how I put in the subject line I am THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE. I know you agree lest you wouldn't be here. So seeing as this is a stone-written fact I update you on my day. Here is a general run-down.
2. Had the obligatory morning cigarette whilst scratching myself, and taking the obligatory morning piss
3. Had a cup of coffee while I jubnked around the good 'ole internet.
4. Played a bit of the brain burner games
5. Stood in the corner a bit and stared at nothing(very dangerous)
6. Watched some videos in my basement with my unworthy brother
7. Ate a baby
8. Got dressed for work. Without a shower I might add, because people like me who rawk, Never, EVER smell bad. no matter how long we deem not to bathe. We are above you common folk
9. Drove to work
9. Parked my car.
10. Got out of my car and instead of going to work I defended the earth with all of my awesomest might from invading interspace moloe-men. I kicked thier ass without so much as a fart. Simpletons could not stand up to the power that is ME!
11. Was given the key to the universe by God while getting a blow-job from the Devil.
12. The End
See how much I rawk? I saved the earth. And that is a slow day. Usually I do so much more than that. Like sometimes I go hang out with Satan for a little while getting twisted on crank and Everclear and then go wrestle Jesus(of course I kick his ass.....YA PUSSY!!).
See I'll show how much more I rawk
See how awesome I look in that half-gas mask? I totally kick all ass. See I am wearing that mask because I farted. See? I rawk so much that my butt-gas affects even me: The awesomeest of the awesome mightys. So suck a fat one! Hippie!! Current Mood: I RAWK!